kill-whitepeople:

charmandork:

fatflagrantfeminist:

thedarkchocolatedandy:

beam-meh-up-scotty:

Kanye West getting deep on twitter

SOLID.

this is why I love this man. 

Okay, if you don’t love Kanye, I question you and will forever until you learn.
I’ve never had a man ask me straight up if it was okay to use the word “bitch” even endearingly.
Not once.

is this real

yes

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/04/kanye-west-introspective-word-bitch_n_1853966.html

eatsleepcrap:

ANGST

FLUFF

CRACK

AND… *AHEM*

nicoleanell:

You tried, Loras.

thefemaletyrant:

theuppitynegras:

firstladysexyfineass:

mypocketshurt90:

supremecatoverlord:

walk2222:

narret:

Animals with Watermelons

the fucking parrot

I luv u waturmelon

An important documentary.

Were is the otter that looked so disgusted with its watermelon?

here he is

Sorry but that otter doesn’t look disgusted with the watermelon, rather it looks extremely pleased to the point of tears.

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

maddiesaur:

snake-lovers:

Oun Sambath and his pet python.

A few months after Oun Sambath was born, his family found a baby python under his mattress. They carefully took it outside, but during the night it returned to be with the baby boy. The boy’s father prayed, and decided that the snake belonged to the boy and would bring them happiness.

The boy and the snake have been together ever since. They have played together, have slept together, and even have talked together.

“What do you say to the snake?” People have asked the boy.

“That is a secret,” the boy has replied.

DO YOU FEED HIM YOUR ENEMIES

this is a redflag that your chiLD IS VOLDEMORT

ladyw1nter:

waxjism:

bestrooftalkever:

Two bald eagles in air battle crash-land at airport

Dude these two eagles were fighting mid-air and got stuck. They crash landed at an airport and both survived.

How hardcore is that? Look at their faces tho.

Its like “I swear to GAWD Jerry”

“This was the OPPOSITE of what I wanted, Luke.”

There’s some parable about America in there, somewhere.

nimfeo:

afeastforkings:

In which the bear is tumblr

SHIPPER BEAR IS A THING NOW

Jim Halpert impersonations

nikibee1:

devildoll:

IT JUST GETS BETTER

Yep, looks the same to me. 

arrestedwesteros:

GOB: I mean, this family runs into problems and it’s “Oh, let’s have GOB [bleep] our way out of it.

Let ‘Em Eat Cake - 1x22

submission by OccupyWesteros

Tywin vs Olenna: A Summary

• Lady Olenna: look everyone's a little bit gay
• Tywin: no they fucking aren't
• Lady Olenna: well maybe not at Incesterly Rock they're not