Kanye West getting deep on twitter
this is why I love this man.
Okay, if you don’t love Kanye, I question you and will forever until you learn.
I’ve never had a man ask me straight up if it was okay to use the word “bitch” even endearingly.
is this real
You tried, Loras.
Animals with Watermelons
the fucking parrot
I luv u waturmelon
An important documentary.
Were is the otter that looked so disgusted with its watermelon?
here he is
Sorry but that otter doesn’t look disgusted with the watermelon, rather it looks extremely pleased to the point of tears.
Oun Sambath and his pet python.
A few months after Oun Sambath was born, his family found a baby python under his mattress. They carefully took it outside, but during the night it returned to be with the baby boy. The boy’s father prayed, and decided that the snake belonged to the boy and would bring them happiness.
The boy and the snake have been together ever since. They have played together, have slept together, and even have talked together.
“What do you say to the snake?” People have asked the boy.
“That is a secret,” the boy has replied.
DO YOU FEED HIM YOUR ENEMIES
this is a redflag that your chiLD IS VOLDEMORT
Dude these two eagles were fighting mid-air and got stuck. They crash landed at an airport and both survived.
How hardcore is that? Look at their faces tho.
Its like “I swear to GAWD Jerry”
“This was the OPPOSITE of what I wanted, Luke.”
There’s some parable about America in there, somewhere.
Jim Halpert impersonations
GOB: I mean, this family runs into problems and it’s “Oh, let’s have GOB [bleep] our way out of it.
Let ‘Em Eat Cake - 1x22
submission by OccupyWesteros
Tywin vs Olenna: A Summary